If I Have A Stroke, This Is Why

Is it too much to ask that people's facebook status' make sense? It drives me crazy! I've actually deleted friends from my account because I can't stand to attempt to decipher what they are trying to express....

Seriously, what the hell does this say:

is declating my ager..kiding, but im mad at my Kimmy mc Kim kim..ive been in kim e/ds toooooooooooooooooo long...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..hope you see this whore love ya